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So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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